I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it shirt

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Then when he puts the box over the top, it has the I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it shirt on the side. It’s a subtle marketing campaign people. Love this, it's almost perfect though it would benefit from some sort of arm removal device? I just feel glitter & a nasty smell aren't enough to stop someone having another go 

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I think the I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it shirt of an arm or two may be enough to make them think twice! Pranks thieves by giving them 4 pristine iPhones and a custom made circuit board with a built-in accelerometer, locator and fart sprayer. Looks like those cuts to budget really hit hard. 

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Reminds me of an article I read some years back, in which the I never dreamed that one day I'd become a grumpy old man but here I am killing it shirt claimed to have set a trap for potential car thieves: a car thief would almost definitely look inside the vehicle’s glove box, so the author had placed a bottle of whiskey in it.